The Insane and Bodacious Project World of Kit Fox

aligningplanets:

I really don’t get those posts that are like ‘I really wish I were British’.

Why? Why d’you want to be British so badly?

You’re not missing out on much.

There aren’t, like, tax breaks or anything.

There’s just shit weather and Jeremy Kyle.

I will tell you why.

Right now, we have a good man as president, who half the country hates because he dares try to give us free medical care and reduce the military presence.  The ones getting attention are these guys, all bidding to throw our president out of office, and each one is worse than the last…

1. The gay-bashing rich asshole who thinks children in poor families should scrub the toilets in their own schools and who has cheated on each of his three wives and divorced the first two for getting terminal illnesses, yet claims that homosexuals ruin the sanctity of marriage.

2. The gay-bashing rich asshole who claims that abortion leads to breast cancer and who said, and I quote, “If you can’t afford an iPad, you don’t deserve proper medical care.”

3. The gay-bashing rich asshole who has numerous photos of himself taken with top members of the KKK, saying that homosexuals should stay in the closet because they were responsible for AIDS, and also saying (this one’s a honey) “Boy, it sure burns me to have a national holiday for that pro-communist philanderer, Martin Luther King. I voted against this outrage time and time again as a Congressmen [sic]. What an infamy that Ronald Reagan approved it! We can thank him for our annual Hate Whitey Day.”

4. The gay-bashing rich asshole who is so out of touch that he thinks it makes him look good to have his picture taken on his personal airfield while some poor servant shines his shoes, and who sees no problem with strapping his dog to the roof of his car while he drives across country.

The other two treasures who have left the race are a guy whose sexual harassment suits numbered in the dozens and who was campaigning to claim that pizza was a vegetable, and another guy who put out a hate video to homosexuals serving in the military while claiming to have Christian values and yet whose family hunting grounds were called — wait for it — N****rHead. 

That’s why a lot of people turn Anglophile, friend.  It’s just less embarrassing than being American.

(Source: earthshocked)